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Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school? Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them. Friend: ... Me: I also think I got hotter.
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Follow These Tips For Your Backyard Bomb Shelter fakescience:

Follow These Tips For Your Backyard Bomb Shelter

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funnyandhilarious:

Herpy Birthday to meFunny SMS »Funny Pics »
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funnyandhilarious:

How do you call them?Funny SMS »Funny Pics »
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tealgeezus:

Makoto didn’t really think this through…
(I like to think Firefighter Makoto would keep all the stray cats he pulls out of trees)


only in Asia
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my bad bro
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fieldbears:

britneyjustin:


britsanity:






Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”



i can never not reblog this



T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”


The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’
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